And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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