i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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