Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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