haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
