u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I am available for nakedness
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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