he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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