An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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