My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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