Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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