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Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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