I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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