what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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