one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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