not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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