White coat. Heels.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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