i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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