Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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