no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I am midnight drunk by noon
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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