Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
