Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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