lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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