Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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