I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The air taste purple.
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