You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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