you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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