you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I touched a dick in church today
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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