I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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