Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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