This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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