Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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