Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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