i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
They have beer where we have blood.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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