Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
