The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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