I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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