Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
