Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
