I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Say something about gay babies.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Randomize
