Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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