my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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