Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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