who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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