Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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