Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
and she was petting her beer can
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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