dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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