make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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