you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize
