Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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