Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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