At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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