OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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