Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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