From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
BRING THE BAGELS
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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