i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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