just come out here and I will go home with you...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize