I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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